Saskatchewan:
Do you think my dogs all run away because they don't like my butt?
Alberta:
I dunno man. I dunno.
Nova Scotia:
*on the table slaying it on the fiddle*
OH THE YEAR WAS 1774
HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
New Brunswick:
WOOOOOOOO
PEI:
*eating raw potatoes*
Nova Scotia:
GOD DAMN THEM ALL
I WAS TOLD WE'D CRUISE THE SEAS FOR AMERICAN GOLD WE'D FIRE NO GUNS. SHED NO TEAAAAAAARS.
IM A BROKEN MAN ON A HALIFAX PEER! THE LAST OF BARID'S PRIVATEERS!
*bows*
Quebec:
*with Ontario under his arm*
You guys are nuts.
Ontario:
And you like nuts
Quebec:
Arrête!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Ehtalia Crack!
FanfictionWhile the countries of the world deal with land disputes and keeping England out of the kitchen, the province's and territories of Canada have their own hilarious adventures. Join Nova Scotia, Quebec, Ontario, Alberta, Prince Edward Island, Saskatch...
