Did you know:
It's still illegal to drag a dead horse down Main Street in Ottawa past midnight?
(Correct me if I'm wrong)
Ontario: Quebec, this is the fifth time this week. It's bothering the citizens.
Quebec: *dragging dead horse* you're not the boss of me you scalope!
Ontario: I don't know what you said but it sounded awfully rood.
Quebec: fa te faire enculer!
Ontario: seriously, what are you doing with that horse?
Quebec: I'm performing sacrificial rituals with Manitoba to heighten my chances of becoming a country.
Ontario: it ain't gonna happen. You'll pussy out again, you nerd.
Nova Scotia: *emerges from Ontario's house, eating an apple*
What's all this ruckus about?
Quebec: *looks from Nova to Ontario*
Onnie, who is this? What's going on? Are you cheating on me?
Ontario: ???? This isn't what it looks like!
Quebec: *throws dead horse at ontario*
PEI: *also emerges from house eating an apple* this is so dramatic.
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FanfictionWhile the countries of the world deal with land disputes and keeping England out of the kitchen, the province's and territories of Canada have their own hilarious adventures. Join Nova Scotia, Quebec, Ontario, Alberta, Prince Edward Island, Saskatch...
