NS:
Do we got the beer?
PEI:
Aye!
Ns:
And donair sauce with our garlic fingers?
NB:
Right here!
NS:
Great. Now we can start the meeting! *opens a beer*
Newfoundland:
This is my kind of party, b'y!
PEI:
Yo Brunswick, pass the garlic fingers!
NB:
Sure fam *passes the garlic fingers*
NS:
This is the perfect setting for an impromptu party!
Newfoundland:
I'm gonna cook.
PEI:
Fuck yeah! Nova, get your fiddle out!
NB:
Wait just a second, as much as I would love to see my on and off fiancé's finger work, we have a meeting to go through.
NS:
Right. Sorry.
PEI:
What's the problem big bro?
NS:
The west has declared war on us.
Newfoundland:
IVE GOT YER BACK! *whips a long assed spear out of his pocket*
PEI:
*eyebrow wiggle*
NS:
Our first step is to bring back all the workers we sent their way! They'll soon realize they can't drive forth our economy without the Atlantic Canadians.
Nfld:
Great idea b'y.
NB:
We are used to dealing with hard times. They're used to being rich. We'll have the advantage on them.
Quebec:
*bursts into the room*
Bonjour everybody.
NB:
Quebec? What are you doing here?
Que:
I came to help you!
Ns:
*dramatic gasp* but why?!
Que:
Well, you remember how Britain used to join whatever side France was fighting so he could kick his ass?
Newfoundland:
Lovers spit with Ontario. Got it.
Quebec:
Yeah...so what are your plans so far?
Ns:
Economic destruction.
Quebec:
I was afraid of this.
Ns:
Afraid of what?
Quebec:
I may have to use my...secret weapon...
Newfoundland:
What secret weapon?
The camera:
*Zooms in on Quebec's sinister smile*
To also be continued...
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