pictochat. ⊵ d.h. | ✔️

seven

danisnotonfire: is there any chance you live in the apartment below us

z-is-the-best: back to the creepy stalker questions, I see. but the answer is yes. at least i think so

danisnotonfire: i knew it

danisnotonfire: you're the one blasting 5sos right now aren't you

z-is-the-best: whaaaaa? noooo that's not meeee what

danisnotonfire: it's literally vibrating our floors

z-is-the-best: okay cool lay down on them and you'll get a massage then the album will really live up to its name "sounds good feels good"

danisnotonfire: oh my god

danisnotonfire: i hate you

z-is-the-best: no, you don't, fire boy. you love me. just like i love michael clifford

danisnotonfire: you know you could have said "just like i love you" but instead you said michael clifford

z-is-the-best: do you have a problem with that? sorry but he's always going to come first in this relationship

danisnotonfire: why is it that you're the fangirl yet you somehow always manage to make me feel like i am

z-is-the-best: awww dan am i your senpai?

danisnotonfire: pffff you wish. we're not quite on that level yet

z-is-the-best: jack hemmings wouldn't treat me like this

danisnotonfire: aaaaaand now you've fallen head first into the fandom pit of crazy

z-is-the-best: i did not fall from grace, i leapt to freedom

danisnotonfire: did you just quote supernatural

z-is-the-best: i'm talented in many ways

danisnotonfire: is one of them being extremely weird

z-is-the-best: this coming from the boy who once stuck his head in between two closing train doors because his friend was still on the platform

danisnotonfire: did you really have to bring that up

danisnotonfire: ok i'm leaving gooDbyE

z-is-the-best: i had to make a point

z-is-the-best: okay fiNe well byE then

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a/n: i hope you guys realize that this is all just fandom nerdy garbage that's really sarcastic with barely any plot? because that's what it is. there will be some things that happen later on though haVe patieNce childrEn