Random x Reader

Sans x Reader

You'd been in the Underground for some time now. All of the monsters were used to see you running around, sparing their kind, flirting when you could. Life was good.

You lived with the Skelebros, they took you in when you got past Papyrus's puzzles a long time ago. They were special to you and you could never harm a single bone of them. Especially Sans.

You had it bad for the shorter punmaster. He was a chill skelepun that liked to laze around all day and make joke with you. Your jokes weren't as great as his, though.

You were sitting on the green couch with Sans, staring at the skeleton before you inched closer to him. Today was the day. You were going to do it.

You would finally flirt with Sans.

The skeleton opened his eyesockets and looked at your (e/c) eyes. Your heart skipped a beat at the sudden movement. Nevertheless, you continued to scooch closer to him. He chuckled and sat up a little bit, tousling your hair.

"waddaya want, kiddo? you're bein' kinda creepy."

Sans's grin widened before you practically tackled him. You two flopped over the arm of the couch, not quite galling to the colorful carpet. Sans grabbed the arm of the couch for support, as well as you to protect you. He made a promise to Toriel, so it was instinctive.

"wow, kid. tryna play football? we're kinda inside. and from what i see, there is no ball."

You smirked and Sans gave you a funny look. Your sly side was showing and you rested your fingers on your chin before speaking in a sedictive tone.

"But there could be a ball or two in your pants."

Sans's eyesockets went black and he dropped you. You shrieked and Sans got up, walking to his room. Oh, golly goodness. You followed the shocked skeleton to his room and as he closed the door, you stopped him.

"I'm sorry, I-"

"kid, that didn't even make any sense. i'm a skeleton. also..."

You cocked an eyebrow and waited for what Sans was going to say. Time passed slowly before Sans finally did something. He grabbed you by the arm and pulled you into his room.

"we're gonna have a great time."

You gulped as Sans approached you with a smug look. Is this what you had planned?

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NOTICE

This is a fictional story and it is not a good idea to flirt with everyone you know/meet. It is also not a good idea to try to do the do with a skeleton because 1.) gross and 2.) it's a frick fracking skeleton, how would you do that?

Please note that I wrote this as like 12 a.m. and anyone's mind can go to these dark places at such ungodly hours.