Britney was casually walking home through the forest when she saw like a vampire!!!!! LIKE OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! HE WAS SO HOT!!!!! The vampire was all like "Britney, I watch you go home every day, and that's not creepy at all! And now I love you!!! Kiss me!!!! My name's Chad." Then Britney was all like "OH MY GOSH CHAD I LOVE YOU!!!!! But we can't be together because you'll accidentally suck my blood or something. MY NECK MUST STAY PERFECT!!!!! Change ur diet and we can date!" Then she like dramatically ran home and ate 22 caramel apples and still weighed .27 pounds because she is perfect.
Exactly 42 days later Britney was walking home again and Chad popped up and was like "HAY GURL HAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!" And Britney was like "BOOOOOI WHAT CHU WANT?!?!?" And Chad transformed his clothes so he was wearing a tux and gave Britney a rose and passionately was all like "Britney! I lurve you and I changed my diet to jelly doughnut filling so I be with you. Come ride off into the sunset with me!!!!!" Britney said "K." Then a random pegasus appeared and they rode off into the sunset on it.
