Deadpool X Reader

Chapter 25: More Talk Less Punch

Sooo.... you knocked each other out... *inhales sharply* You both missed dinner, hell, Deadpool missed both lunch and dinner. You both end up staying knocked out through the night and morning and noon.... So! You both are extremely and I mean ridiculously hungry, so hungry that you could literatly eat a man! So hungry you could- Alright! If we are "so hungry" then why don't you just start the story already and stop stalling for words! Gah! My plan... ok let's start by putting the both of you in the cafeteria just feasting away.
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The two of you were just chowing down, 1 plate, 2 plates, then 5, then 10, then 30 and finally 60 plates were stacked on the table and on the floor around you. The other heroes in the room were just astonished as you finished your last plates. The other heroes were Thor at the couch, Hawkeye and Black Widow at a table, that girl again was sitting at her little table and Captain America on the couch with Thor. You both let out a massive burp that lasted for a good minute or two. When it ended the boys including Deadpool went and celebrated with drinks. While you sat in a puddle of shame. Natasha and the girl came over to sit on the couch. Now that you could see the girl better you realized it was the infamous Scarlett Witch! Natasha started off the conversation with
"Hey (Y/N), are you ready for more training?"
"Yeah. Are you mad at me and Deadpool for I guess cheating out of more training?"
"No but I do want to know if you're hiding something from us."
"Like what?"
"Abilities, powers, skills, backstory you may have left out?"
You were about to respond when you noticed the Witch's eyes had turned black with a red glow. You decided to imagine all the horrible experiences and tests you went through your whole life. It was a bit painful to remember but you hated an invasion of privacy. It didn't take too long before the Witch screamed so loudly that the boys glass cups shattered spilling their drinks.
"That enough backstory for you, bitch?" You slightly cringed a bit as you said that, thinking maybe that was a bit much. But before you could apologize she looked at you with the angriest eyes you ever saw. Deadpool uknowingly interjected into the tense atmosphere
"Hey! What's the big idea screaming like that? We were all having a nice drink before YOU ruined it." Once he said that the guys around him slowly got up and got further and further away from him.
"What's the matter guys? Do I smell all of sudden?" Then the Witch twisted his body in a fit of rage and left him as a crumpled up pile of blood, flesh and bones as she left breaking everything around her.
"Now that was uncalled for!" Natasha shouted at you.
"What did you do to make her scream like that?" You stayed silent.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" She repeated louder. Her shouting and everyone's stare brought back memories of you and your mom fighting. She would blame you for something and you would argue and she would argue louder. Even in public and when it was in public it embarrassed you to no end. All of this was way to nostalgic that you barely realized you were crying. A drop landed on the floor and that's when you noticed. You were so embarrassed that you got up and left running and crying. Before you left, through your tears you just managed to catch another figure in the room that you hadn't noticed before but in a flash he was gone and so were you. You ran for what seemed like ages until you reached the exit and then you were surrounded by trees and then you were lost. You called out for help but no one came... 30 minutes of shouting for help passed by and still no one came. You gave one final shout
"Anyone, please help me! I'm lost! I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION!!!"
"Anything?" A soft male voice answered.
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Oh cliffhangers... Don't you just adore them? But now we are finally picking up the pace! In the story I mean.