Hajime Hinata has added Natsumi Kuzuryu and Sato to the group.
Natsumi: What the fuck do you want, Ahoge Boy?
Sato: Natsumi, do you have to be so rude right off the bat?
Hajime: Guys, save the rivalry for later, I need your help!
Sato: Chiaki is coming to confess to you and and you're too shy and not ready yet, right?
Hajime: ...
Hajime: How did you know?
Hajime: Are you secretly the Ultimate Clairvoyant?
Sato: Mahiru just texted me everything. Congrats, her class accepts you.
Hajime: Now's not the time for this! I need advice!
Sato: Just let her do it, man. Man up and get a girlfriend.
Natsumi: No! It's too soon! You only met her this year! She could be a total stalker or a pervert or something and you don't know!
Sato: Do I detect a bit of jealousy, Natsumi?
Natsumi: Shut up! I-It's not I'm disagreeing because I LIKE him or anything! Y-You idiots!
Hajime: ...
Sato: ...
Hajime: And I thought Mahiru was tsundere.
Natsumi: I'M NOT A TSUNDERE!
Sato: Yeah, and I'm the Ultimate Lucky Student.
Hajime: And I have an afro.
Natsumi: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!
Sato: Calm your tits, girl.
Natsumi: Shut up.
Hajime: Say, Sato, how come your handbook doesn't show your full name?
Sato: My full name is a mystery.
Natsumi: Geez, you're weird.
Sato has renamed the group "The No Talent Squad"
Natsumi: Hey! I have a talent! I'm the Ultimate Little Sister!
Sato: Yeah, because that's the only thing you can be good at.
Hajime: #EpicBurn
Sato: 🖐
Hajime: 🖐
Natsumi: Why is it always you two against me!?
Hajime: Fuck, guys, Chiaki's coming over. Gotta go.
Sato: Just be honest about your feelings.
Natsumi: TURN HER DOWN, YOU POINTY HAIRED FUCK!
Hajime: This is why you two are my only friends.
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Danganronpa Texts
FanfictionA fun book just for the Danganronpa casts to text each other. Yes, another one of these.
