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Sienna | Eric

The great Eric-sama has arrived! Bow down to me, peasants!

HAHAHAHHAHAH.

Wtf. You're as weird as when I first met you.

You're as nice as when I first met you.

Aww thank you.   

No worries, honey bunny. ;)

But Eric, you're just the person I need!

I know ;)

...No.

Yes.

...

So, can I order something for delivery?

My heart?

Haha NO, Message Aldi boy. It's for my brother.

Oh. Business. Right.

I hope this is a good thing.

Of course it is. Not.

Shit your brother sounds scary.

WAit then... what will happen if he finds out I'm talking to you?

He'll hunt you down until your balls are skinned skinless.

Ksdlfhlskdfjlka WHATT.

I very much would like to keep my balls perfectly intact thank you. o.0

haAHAha I'll tell him that :) Anyway, just put in my order.

Okay um... My beautiful lady Solar, what would your majestic, honoured brother fancy me to umm... personally hand deliver?

Wow... that gave me the creeps.

But shit I scared you shitless. HAHA.

No shit sherlock. Your brother is goals.

...

Sooo, I need a magnetic scribbler. Preferably one that looks professional.

HAHA... WHAT

What?

Like the magnetic scribblers that kids play on?

So?

Like the ones with barbie prints and unicorn rainbows?

Hey! Unicorns are GREAT!

Now I wish that my brother did find out I'm talking to you.

ALKJFASLKDJFAKLSORRRYYYYYYY I'll get your order through as fast as my own flash loving hands can move.

... Damn we are nerds...

That's a good thing right?

That's a GREAT thing, Message boy.

Wait... so why does your brother need a barbie print, unicorn rainbow magnetic scribbler?

He doesn't...

What? Then who does?

...

That's something for me to know and you to find out.

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