So the pairing is NubbyMcShouts^2 and GreasyGreaseDouche. We're gettin' lit now boys 🔥🔥🔥
I literally don't know either of these dudes so let's try it. I don't know their names either, so we'll call them Kri Me A Fucking River and Wow You're Giving Me A Huge Croner.
Once upon a time, Kri Me A Fucking River was lecturing anyone who would give a rats ass about what he had to say. He was feeling a little blue because nobody fucking cared. Cue Wow You're Giving Me A Huge Croner. Croner walked over with his tenta-peen (don't worry karks babe yours is 👌🏻👏🏻👍🏻) just out there.
He's all like "hey babe. Your blood is red and you're feelin blue. Yknow what red and blue make? Purple, bitch. If you wanna make use of that mouth of yours you should def get on this dick."
But KriBaby was like "fuck no boo #triggered #toosmall4me #imavegan" and he absconded the fuck out of there and Croner never got laid. Ever. Then he died again.
🔥DS🔥
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Dave Strider Writes Some Fanfiction About His Friends
Hayran KurguSo firstly, this is pretty much Dave writing in a notebook about his friends being shipped together. It will have a real backstory kind of. I got the idea from someone who made a story where it's Karkat writing fanfiction shipping himself with peopl...
