Nerds fisting nerds, huh? Hot. Jk. Okay Dirk's gonna hate me for this so sorry in advance.
So we've got Boy Wonder in the blue hood and Captain Kid in the yellow panties okay? Just picture that shit in your head. Got it? Okay. Good. Now here we go.
Everyone who's anyone has heard Wonderlad bitch and whine about how he's totally straight and how he's not a fan of dick or whatever (for real like what did dick ever to to him?) but bro. Capt Kid legit changed the playing field.
John's all like "well I mean he looks and acts like me so I mean it's pretty much masturbation right?" So here you've got Thing 1 and Thing 2 both beating their meat to each other and doin the diddly for shits and giggles. Then they watch the worst films ever created in the history of paradox space while fondling themselves. Spraying their gross dweeb juice all over and whatnot. John's got gramp's 7 1/2 inch schlong up is ass while he screams "no homo" like a fuckin bible verse. They last like five seconds tops because they're both fuckin virgin pussies before passing out in a jumbled mass of limbs, sweat, and goobery semen.
Like the mental image? You're fucking welcome.
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