"WAIT," KARKAT SAYS AS HE HOLDS UP A HAND TO STOP JOHN. "I CAN'T DO THIS."
JOHN, WITH A DUMBFOUNDED LOOK OF UTTER STUPIDITY, ASKS LIKE THE MISERABLE SHITSACK HE IS, "WHY NOT?"
"BECAUSE MY HEART BELONGS TO DAVE, THE UNWAVERING LOVE OF MY LIFE," KARKAT REPLIES HONESTLY, BUT BEFORE HE CAN EVEN FINISH, THAT IDIOT HAD ALREADY WALKED AWAY AND MOVED ONTO SOMETHING BIGGER AND BETTER BECAUSE HIS TINY THINKPAN CAN'T FOCUS ON ONE THING FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS AT A TIME.
THE END.
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I HOPE YOU LIKED THAT ENDING BETTER, DAVE. ITS THE MORE REALISTIC ENDING ANYWAY. SORRY THE QUALITY OF MY WORK IS SHIT. I HAVE A THROBBING HEADACHE WHICH ISN'T DOING MY WRITING ANY FAVORS. ANYWAY, THATS FOR YOU. ENJOY YOU BIG IRONIC TOOL [:B
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