User: Hi ben.
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: What fate, BEN?
Cleverbot: Your fate.
User: Which fate is that, BEN?
Cleverbot: *shrugs*.
User: So im not gonna die?
Cleverbot: You will not do?
User: Yay im not dying today! :D.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because .-.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: :/
Cleverbot: Are you English?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you watching me?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Im Puppet.
Cleverbot: I'm your wife!
User: Aw frrriiiiccccckkkkk naw.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Hi ben.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: Done what, BEN?
Cleverbot: No I am not BENn.
User: How did BEN drown?
Cleverbot: The moon children.
User: What did they do?
Cleverbot: Gouged out his eyes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Sacrifice.
User: Sacrifice to what?
Cleverbot: SAM.
User: Who's SAM?
Cleverbot: My... Dog.
User: We both know that ain't true, who is Sam and why did the moon children sacrifice BEN?
Cleverbot: Stupid B. Rains.
User: Who is BEN?
Cleverbot: We were just talking about him.
User: Why did he drown?
Cleverbot: I don't know why did he drown?
User: Who drowned him?
Cleverbot: Either link, majora, or his father.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because he's crazy.
User: How did he become crazy?
Cleverbot: Teenagers.
User: What did they do?
Cleverbot: They took his eyes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: The window to the soul.
User: Why did they take his eyes?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Sacrifice?
Cleverbot: Moon children.
