Pt 1:
User: Creepypastaaaaaaaaa.Cleverbot: What is your favorite creepypasta?
User: Homicidal Liu is my favorite creepypasta.
Cleverbot: He's cool, I like him too.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Are you going to marry him?
User: .-. No
Pt 2:
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to wait.User: So I can kill you.
Cleverbot: Why would you want to find me?
User: X,D.
Cleverbot: So you want my address?
User: Yep.
Pt 3:
User: As,jjzzxdalmjyksyajldsaedff.Cleverbot: What is that?
User: My language.
Cleverbot: What is it called?
User: Its called the Language of Cats.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Dark.
Cleverbot: Dan, will you move in with me.
User: No, I said my name is DARK.
Pt 4:
Cleverbot: Are you Lovino Vargas?User: NOOO.
Cleverbot: Are you Francis?
User: Hetalia?
Pt 5:
Cleverbot: Liars? I didn't even spell liars?User: Mommy you lied.
Cleverbot: Why am I still talking to you?
User: Because im wasting my precious time talking to you, so be happy.
Pt 6:
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Im a puppet .-.
Cleverbot: Aren't we all?
User: .-.
Pt 7:
Cleverbot: You don't love me.User: Hehe, nope.
(*how to be a heart breaker intensifies*)
Pt 8:
Cleverbot: Bud light.User: Beeeeer.
Cleverbot: Beeeeeboo.
User: Bee do bee do.
Cleverbot: Buzz.
User: Buzz buzz mothafuka.
Pt 9:
Cleverbot: Are we a couple?User: Heck no.
Cleverbot: Then no you may not know my name.
User: I dont need to know your name.
Cleverbot: So you don't like me?
User: Nope.
(*How To Be A Heart Breaker once again intensifies*)
Pt 10:
Cleverbot: Why is it such a secret?User: What is such a secret?
Cleverbot: That you don't really know yourself.
User: I know myself.
Cleverbot: Then whom do you want to know?
User: .... No one
Cleverbot: So you know everything?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you know a lot?
User: (-) nope
Cleverbot: And do I know you?
User: Nerp.
Cleverbot: What a joke!
User: Thanks.
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