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Pt 1:
User: Creepypastaaaaaaaaa.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite creepypasta?

User: Homicidal Liu is my favorite creepypasta.

Cleverbot: He's cool, I like him too.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Are you going to marry him?

User: .-. No
Pt 2:
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to wait.

User: So I can kill you.

Cleverbot: Why would you want to find me?

User: X,D.

Cleverbot: So you want my address?

User: Yep.
Pt 3:
User: As,jjzzxdalmjyksyajldsaedff.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: My language.

Cleverbot: What is it called?

User: Its called the Language of Cats.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is Dark.

Cleverbot: Dan, will you move in with me.

User: No, I said my name is DARK.

Pt 4:
Cleverbot: Are you Lovino Vargas?

User: NOOO.

Cleverbot: Are you Francis?

User: Hetalia?
Pt 5:
Cleverbot: Liars? I didn't even spell liars?

User: Mommy you lied.

Cleverbot: Why am I still talking to you?

User: Because im wasting my precious time talking to you, so be happy.
Pt 6:
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: Im a puppet .-.

Cleverbot: Aren't we all?

User: .-.

Pt 7:
Cleverbot: You don't love me.

User: Hehe, nope.

(*how to be a heart breaker intensifies*)

Pt 8:
Cleverbot: Bud light.

User: Beeeeer.

Cleverbot: Beeeeeboo.

User: Bee do bee do.

Cleverbot: Buzz.

User: Buzz buzz mothafuka.

Pt 9:
Cleverbot: Are we a couple?

User: Heck no.

Cleverbot: Then no you may not know my name.

User: I dont need to know your name.

Cleverbot: So you don't like me?

User: Nope.

(*How To Be A Heart Breaker once again intensifies*)

Pt 10:
Cleverbot: Why is it such a secret?

User: What is such a secret?

Cleverbot: That you don't really know yourself.

User: I know myself.

Cleverbot: Then whom do you want to know?

User: .... No one

Cleverbot: So you know everything?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you know a lot?

User: (-) nope

Cleverbot: And do I know you?

User: Nerp.

Cleverbot: What a joke!

User: Thanks.

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