Chara: *hugging a disturbed Angel*
DJ: what happened to her?
Chara: the bride of chucky
Me: T-T I've never been that disturbed in my WHOLE EFFING LIFE
DJ: *joins in on the hug* ok child! what happened?
Me: the doll.... The effing doll gave birth, DJ, SHE GAVE BIRTH
DJ: oh crap .-. She needs therapy
Chara: ..... Well sh*t
Me: T-T how the heck does a PLASTIC DOLL GIVE BIRTH TO AN UGLY MOFO THING THAT HAS SHARP ACE TEETH?! THAT TRIES TO EAT A DUDES FACE OFF
Chara: *gets off the phone* I scheduled her an appointment
DJ: *pats Angel's head* shhhhh child... It'll be ok
Me: T-T oh my dear gosh how does that even WORK?!
DJ and Chara: movie magic, child, movie magic
Me: tT-Tt I dont like movie magic anymore
