Road Mom

blehh your mom's mom

The door creaked open.

"Who is it?" I asked.

"Its Robert!" Robbie repied to me. Oh.

"Ugh why us everyone in there! A bathroom is suppoust to be a private place!" I moaned/complain.

"I agree that's why you should get out." Rob said

"What are you doing here anyways?" I asked

"I'm fixing my hair."

"Isn't there a mirror in the other room?"

"Yeah but i was fixing my hair right! But Jonesy just was jealous and death stareing me so I left." Rob told me like a teenager

"I've seen it with my own two eyes too, Jonesy is jealous" Bonzo added

"Okay then. "

"Thats what I like about you your not like a girl, a normal girl would of screamed," he used his generic girl voice which is high and squeaky "Ahh get out im naked!!!" Rob told me.

"Like I havent seen a woman naked!" Robert also added.

I was bored so . . . guess what I did. Bouncy! bouncy! bouncy! Don't judge me, you know you do it! I starterd humming iron man.

That's what I love about Iron man you could put any words to it and it still sounds original.

"What are you doing?" Rob asked

"None ya buisness."

"Whatever."

I was geting antsy and bored. Eh. My leg started to move, everthing getting smaller!

"Guys get out now." I told them dead serious, ready to kill.

"Why?" Plant asked.

"Just get the fuck out, not even kidding. Getting really antsy. Just get out." I said getting more and more anxious. How the hell im gonna do this in the bus.

"Okay, okay." He said and left, a few seconds later bonzo left. I heard a know on the door.

"Yes?"

"Your suitcase is here!" Jimmy said shortly.

"Okay bring it in!" I yelled.

"Here," I heard a big clunck "Need anything else?"

"No just get the fuck out before I go berserk!"

"Jeez" I heard him mutter and the door closed.

I changed quickly, into some shorts and a hoodie. I have been really moody lately, I think something might be happening soon.

I walked outside the door.

"What happened in there?" Bonzo asked me. They were all really concered.

"I don't know, I get really clausraphobic when I'm PMSing. I'ma go out to the grocery store need anything?"

"Uh okay. I'll come with you." He told me.

"Alright let's go!" I grabbed his fore arm and headed towards the door.

We got to the store like fifteen minutes later.

"What do you need?" Bon asked

"I don't know.I'm hungry."

"Why didn't you just order room service?" He asked me.

"Huh never thought of that. Anyways I'm probaly gonna need to come back later tonight fo make dinner, so why not go now? Also it was getting stuffy."

"Oh . ." A group of guys came towards us, looking shy and starstruck.

One of them stopped us.

"Your . . .your J-John B-Bonham" The youngest one asked, he looked about thirteen.

"Yup." Johnny aswered

"Can you sign -" He looked around grabbed a box of macceroni " This?" Bonzo laughed

"Sure." The boy handed him a sharpie and Bonzo signed it. handed to him and the group of boys ran off.

"Aww they were so cute! Especially how he stuttered I wanted to put him in my purse and give him chocolate!" I gushed.

"You sound like an kidnapper." I playfull hit him

"Shut up!"

We went back to the hotel room. I just bought crap. Not even things for dinner.

I plopped down on the couch. Bored . . .  as . . . hell.

"Robbie!" I yelled. He came over.

"What do you guys do after the concert?"

"Party, drink, and fuck." He answered nonchalantly

I grabbed the pillow next to me and moaned inside it. I just heard goldy walk away. There was a tv guild on the coffe table. Flipped though it. Halloween! Fuck yeah!

Halloween was coming on at eleven! I got up did my happy dance. Been dying to see this movie. Ahh some cumbers, chile and lime. To die for, than some midnight pranking. I love today I just wanna marry it and be Mrs. Today!

I yelled for robert agan.

"What?" He said irritated and annoyed.

"Well sorry, what time do we come back?"

"10 ish"

"Fuck yeah!"