Y/N: Really babe, really?!
Clint: Seriously judging you, Loki.
Y/N: Of all the possible passwords!
Clint: At least add numbers to make it more challenging!
Loki: It's a good password! Thor would never guess it!
Clint: Wait, wait, wait. We're moving off topic. Y/N, how could you not tell me you're dating this ice sculpture?
Y/N: I was going to! I was just waiting for the right time. Please don't tell anyone yet! They're not going to take it well.
Clint: You're dating a psychopath, of course they won't!
Loki: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a highly functioning sociopath.
Clint: Don't taint Sherlock!
Clint: So, I'm the only one who knows about this?
Loki: Yes, thank Odin.
Clint: It would be a shame
Clint: If the others found out
Y/N: DON'T YOU DARE!
Clint: If only there were donuts to keep my mouth shut
Clint: But there aren't any...
Clint: Maybe I'll add the team and ask them if they have any.
Y/N: How many do you want?
Clint: A DOZEN EVERY WEEK FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS!
Y/N: Deal.
Y/N: Loki, love. Get Clint some donuts, please?
Loki: ... Fine.
Clint: And I want to go to Asgard.
Loki: I'll see what I can do.
Clint: I want the fancy armor too!
Loki: Of course.
Clint: And your helmet.
Loki: Absolutely not!
Clint: Let's ask the team how they're doing, shall we?
Y/N: I hate you.
Clint: Love you too, Y/N.
Loki: The helmet is yours but nothing else! Do we have a deal?
Clint: Deal. Remember, hurt my lovely Y/N and you will regret it!
Thor has joined the chat.
Loki: NO!
Clint: I didn't tell him.
Thor: Brother! You are courting Lady Y/N?!
Y/N: It's a good password, you said. Thor would never guess it, you said.
Thor: How could you keep this from me! We are family!
Thor: Did you think I would not be happy for you?
Loki: Do you approve?!
Thor: Of course I do! Lady Y/N is a wonderful person, I could think of no one else better than her for you. Hearty congratulations brother!
Loki: I am surprised... Thank you... Brother.
Thor: But Lady Y/N, I must offer my most sincere and heartfelt apologies to you as my brother is far from wonderful.
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