No one's POV
Natsu raced into the guild his face smacking into Erza's armor with an audible thud.
"What did you do now?" Carla asked sighing.
"Guys! Guys! Listen!" Natsu yelled.
The entire guild looked at him confused.
"Have you blown a f-" Gray was cut off with a muffin thrown at his face.
"DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?!" Natsu yelled cutting him off.
"....... Muffins are lame." Erza stated straight faced.
"OH YEAH?!" A burly guy with a moustache yelled like the Kool-Aid man as he bursted through the wall.
"Uh.... Yeah." Erza stated.
"You're lame!" The burly guy also known as the muffin man threw a rock hard muffin at her face before running for his life.
"What.... The..... Fuck...." Gray muttered looking at where Erza was to find her missing and screams of terror to fill the air.
"Well that happened." Lucy muttered.
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What did I just write? I have no freaking idea. Vote if you like and kill the muffin man will you he's getting annoying.
Muffin man: OH YEAH! *Bursts through window*
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Fairy Tail One-Shots
FanfictionRandom one shots about fairy tail some fluffly a few smutty and a few x-readers, probably no lemons read to see if your ship shows up
