Fairy Tail One-Shots

Gale

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

"Look Levy I'm doing it!! Oh my motherf*cking gosh look I'm about to die!" Gajeel screamed as he rode a bike his arms flailing around.

"Stop you baka you're gonna fall." Levy sighed sweatdropping.

Look at me
Look at me
Hands in the air like it's good be
Alive
And I'm a famous rapper
Even when the paths are all crookedy
I can show you how to do see do
I can show you how to scratch a record

"Levy help the ground is all messed up!!!" Gajeel screamed before faceplanting hard.

"Are you okay!" Levy yelled running up to him.

"My face." He groaned in pain.

"I told you you couldn't do it." Levy said sighing.

Natsu was laughing hard and Gajeel growled at him.

"Shut up flame brain!" Gajeel growled.

I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Erikson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want 'cause look

"Stop playing the damn music you messed me up!" Gajeel yelled getting up while glaring at Natsu.

Natsu glared at him. "No you just suck!"

Levy sighed at them both. "Will you both shut up?"

"Levy he started it! And tell him to turn off the damn music!" Gajeel yelled.

Natsu turned up the dial and it played louder.

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome
And I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Levy groaned. "Even I'm starting to hate this song."

Gajeel growled angrily and punched Natsu. Natsu stumbled back angrily dropping whatever music device he had.

Look at me, look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
Alive in such a small world
I'm all curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine
sixty four miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the system
I can do anything with no assistance 'cause

"Die music! Die!" Gajeel said about to destroy it.

Levy pulled him away and crashed my lips into his. Gajeel smiled and kissed back before she broke the kiss.

"I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars. I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars." Levy sung making Gajeel kiss her again just to shut her up.

Natsu walked away angrily. "YOU SKIPPED LIKE 100 LYRICS!"

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