Phil: good morning sunshine
Dan: it's barely morning anymore, it's like 11:15
Phil: well I just woke up because someone woke me up at 3am
Dan: who was it?
Phil: fuck you
Dan: so friendly
Phil: yes I am
Dan: so... what're you having for breakfast... or it might as well be lunch at this point
Phil: coffee, I never really have a real breakfast, unless mum makes me something
Dan: but breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
Phil: meh
Dan: I had pancakes
Phil: fun
Dan: now I'm just laying around like the worthless shit I am
Phil: from what I've learned from you, you're not a worthless shit :)
Dan: that's what mum calls me
Phil: ?
Dan: because I don't have a job or anything. She's thinking of kicking me out soon, so I'm basically forced in getting a life
Phil: my mum doesn't care 😂
Dan: I've been doing apartment research in my area
Phil: where do you live?
Dan: England. That's all I'm giving you. I don't need you stalking me
Phil: I respect that
Phil: so what've you found so far?
Dan: I found this relatively cheap place, it's ok
Phil: that's good
Dan: yea, it's fine for what I need
Phil: I'm going to go make myself decent-looking
Dan: you go do that
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
