Dan: hey
Phil: hello, stranger
Dan: what's up?
Phil: I'm texting some random guy idk, wbu?
Dan: same! OMG!
Phil: i enjoy sarcastic remarks
Dan: hate to be the grammar police, but plz capitalize that I, thank you
Phil: I enjoy sarcastic remarks
Phil: you happy now?
Dan: that just made my day
Phil: I can smell the sarcasm from here
Dan: why exactly are you even texting me, a total stranger?
Phil: I'm bored and I don't really have friends.
Dan: aww poor you
Phil: I still live at my mums' lol
Dan: I can relate *gasp*
Phil: aren't we so successful at life?
Dan: yes, we are
Phil: mum is calling me for dinner 😂
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
