How Do You QA Test a Tsundere Android!?

Test 36: Weekend

"Ah!"

A vicious tornado strikes the tower and makes it crumble to shambles.

"Hey! What's the big deal!?"

The generator of the tornado was none other than my devilish younger sister.

"Haha, I just wanted to give it a shot and stuff. Can't believe it really fell, haha."

"Gah..."

She mercilessly laughs at the destruction she rained upon my efforts; she's a heartless monster.

"So why Jenga? Weren't you going to buy some Lego garbage or something?"

"The price was a huge ripoff."

"Huh. How did it go by the way? Like, teaching the robot Lego and stuff?"

"Ugh, it was fine... sort of."

She'll become even more annoying if I admit that my cute daughter is a failure in Lego.

"I feel sorry for the poor robot, being forced to play that sort of garbage and stuff."

Hey, stop badmouthing the almighty Lego!

Thinking of it, what is she doing here anyway?

It's best that I wait for her to leave before I rebuild the tower. If she retained any of her bratty childhood tendencies - I'm in for some hell.

Unplugging my PlayStation, chewing my collectible cards, hiding my toy weapons, breaking the limbs of my action figures - this girl has countless crimes on her record.

There's no telling what disaster awaits me if I play Jenga with this tower she's building right now... huh?

"What are you doing...?"

"Hm? Like, what does it look like?"

She groups blocks in trios and quickly builds up the Jenga tower. Is she trying to repent for her past sins? That'd be a first.

"Done!"

She grins widely as she examines her finished masterpiece: a plain Jenga tower. Surprisingly, she did construct it properly, I'll hand her that.

"Ya!"

She pokes one block from the center and pulls it out.

"Your turn."

She smirks at me while putting the pulled block on top of the tower.

Wait, are we playing? When was that decided? It's my Jenga, you know...

"Hm..."

I go with the flow and pull out a Jenga block as well. Playing this unfamiliar game with another person should be informative for a newbie like me, even if it's with my sister.

For now, I decide to play along with her whims.

After a couple of rounds, it becomes evident that she has much more experience and dexterity than me. She's very proficient at putting me in tricky situations.

Thus far, the score is 0:3 in her favor. Even though I'm constantly losing, playing like this isn't bad once in a while.

I can't even recall the last time we played anything together. Her favorite game has always been "Get in the Way of Brother's Games".

BAM

"Haha, in your face!"

"Ugh, again...?"

Amy scores yet another victory, shifting the score to an overwhelming 0:4. I can't believe I'm losing to this idiot in what's essentially a game of strategy.

If it was a straightforward game of mental skill like chess - I'd mop the floor with her irritating smug. But in Jenga, I need to be careful as I push and pull these blocks with my clumsy hands.

"Hmm, it's lacking something..."

She tilts her head and twists her lips while I rebuild the tower.

"Oh, I know!"

She claps in excitement.

"When I played it on a school trip, we had these special blocks with orders and stuff."

"Orders?"

"You know, Truth or Dare kinda stuff. Like, if you pull a block with an order then you gotta follow it."

"Oh, I see."

"Hey, why don't we add orders to these blocks too?"

She grins from ear to ear with glittering eyes. A dangerous glint, there's no doubt it foretells disaster.

"No. I don't want to vandalize the Jenga I've just bought."

"C'mon! It'd be a blast and stuff!"

"No."

I'm too scared to imagine what'll happen if I let her write Truth or Dare orders on the Jenga blocks.

"Then, what if the winner can ask Truth or Dare from the loser?"

"Don't wanna."

I'll end up on the receiving end all the time; that'd be horrible.

Truth or Dare has never been a social game I favored. It's a dangerous game with a huge potential of running into embarrassing and uncomfortable situations.

It's even worse when my sister is involved. I can only shake in fear while thinking what this brat is capable off. Brrr.

... though, playing it with Lily could be a nice idea.

Forcing her to say stuff like "I love papa" could be very entertaining. She'll no doubt be torn apart between her love for her daddy and her tsuntsun tendencies.

I definitely must try it one of these days.

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