josh: did you sleep??
josh: si?
josh: you better be sleeping and not ignoring me
josh: i hope you sleep well
si: bitch im back, hope you didnt miss me tOo much
josh: nah, i didnt miss you one bit
si: you shouldnt lie to yourself
josh: im not babe xo
si: you are , because everyone misses me
josh: i dont miss you si, trust me
si: if you carry on like this i will add jj back to the chat
josh: ooo i love jj , he is so funny
si: fine well i will add harry
josh: he may be weird but hes cute
si: :(
josh: but you are cuter :)
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pickup lines < minizerk au
Fanfictionsimon sends josh cheesy pickup lines which starts a friendship, but when simon and josh add their friends to the chat things get out of hand.