unknown number: am i in a museum? because you are a piece of art.
josh: who is this?
unknown number: i cant tell you that.
josh: well how did you get my number?
unknown number: you put it on instagram babe.
josh: please dont call me babe, i have no idea who you are.
unknown number: i'm falling for you. thats who i am.
josh: ??
unknown number: laters babe. xo
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pickup lines < minizerk au
Fanfictionsimon sends josh cheesy pickup lines which starts a friendship, but when simon and josh add their friends to the chat things get out of hand.