si: my two favourite things, pizza and you. and i'd like a pizza you ;)
josh: what pizza we talking?
si: depends what you like
josh: im a cheese kinda guy
si: well i guess i am too
josh: why are you speaking to me ?
si: because i like you, i like you alot josh.
josh: but if you knew me, you really wouldnt.
si: why do you say that?
josh: im not what i seem si
si: yeah but you are still a very beautiful human josh
si: josh?
si: oh well, see ya babe xo
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pickup lines < minizerk au
Fanfictionsimon sends josh cheesy pickup lines which starts a friendship, but when simon and josh add their friends to the chat things get out of hand.
