toebi: i dont know who this jj is, but he seems fucking funny
josh: i like him alot yano, he shares some interesting info with us
bigdickjj: i heard my name get mentioned, i have arrived. please no photographs
si: fuck off jj, no one likes you
bigdickjj: and here comes the party pooper simon,
si: im not a party pooper jj
toebi: i like jj
bigdickjj: ayo i have friends , yeah suck my dick simon
si: nah im alright jide
josh: simon lighten up a bit babe
si: only for you xo
bigdickjj: oOooo simonS whIppEd
toebi: i never get called babe josh, and you live with me. wtf im moving out.
si: its not called whipped jj, its called love ;)
josh: move out tobi, who you gonna live with? ethan or vik wont take you in and you know they wont :)
bigdickjj: who are 'ethan and vik' aDD THEM!!
toebi added vikkram to the chat
toebi added feelthepayne
bigdickjj: aye vikkram more like vikk ram it in my asshole
si: hOLY FUCK JJ YOU CANT SAY THAT TO RANDOM STRAJNGER SFGS
si: *strangers dammit
josh: what the fuck are vik and ethan doing here?
vikkram: joining the parrty you rudley didnt invite me too
vikkram: oh and i only ram it in certain peoples arseholes jj ;) x
feelthepayne: why am i here again?
bigdickjj: i wanted more people here. which reminds me
bigdickjj added wroetoifuckgoats to the chat
si: jj i thought we said we werent adding harry,
josh: oo whos the new comer?
toebi: why the fuck is his name wroetoifuckgoats
si: i aint explaining this one, not this time
wroetoifuckgoats : look lads im from guernsey.
feelthepayne left.
toebi left.
vikkram left.
si left.
joshleft.
bigdickjj left.
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pickup lines < minizerk au
Fanfictionsimon sends josh cheesy pickup lines which starts a friendship, but when simon and josh add their friends to the chat things get out of hand.
