si added bigdickjj
bigdickjj : AYEE IM IN A GROUP CHAT WITH SIMONS MANDEM
si: please dont call him my mandem
bigdickjj: why? fuck sake simon you never know how to have a laugh
josh: hi bigdickjj , im josh aka the simons mandem
bigdickjj: aYyeeeee josh aka the mandem
josh added toebi
josh: this is my friend tobi,
si: wait does he like feet or something?
bigdickjj: urgh feet are weird, it reminds me of the time when simon put his feet in my mouth to shut me up
si: FUCK SAKE JJ I SAID NOT TO SAY THESE THINGS. THAT IS WHY THEY ARE SECRETS,
josh: you shoved your feet in his mouth? wtf si thats some weird kinky shit
si: there is a story behind it , but its too long
bigdickjj: he has a daddy kink too josh ;)
si: OLAJIDE, STFU.
josh: shit simon, you have a daddy kink too?
si: i said it once ok and jj assumes i have one
bigdickjj: pretty sure you said it when you were wanking off to a picture of our good ol' friend josh over here
josh: wait really. this story gets better as it goes along
si: i stg jj you better shut up or i will fucking kill you
toebi: what. the. fuck. have. i. missed.
YOU ARE READING
pickup lines < minizerk au
Fanfictionsimon sends josh cheesy pickup lines which starts a friendship, but when simon and josh add their friends to the chat things get out of hand.
