wroetoifuckgoats added bigdickjj to the chat
wroetoifuckgoats added toebi to the chat
wroetoifuckgoats added si to the chat
wroetoifuckgoats added josh to the chat
wroetoifuckgoats added feelthepayne to the chat
wroetoifuckgoats added vikkram to the chat
wroetoifuckgoats: are you a goat? because i would happily fuck you
si: fuck sake harry stop.
feelthepayne: who the fuck is this guy. because he is legendary
vikkram: hi guys
toebi: hi vik
wroetoifuckgoats : im the guy that apparently fucks goats and is into incest
josh: why only apparently? si told me it was true
si: i did not josh , stop lyiNG
bigdickjj: oooo bEEF
wroetoifuckgoats: guYS I DONT FUCK GOATS. I LIKE WOMEN OKAY.
feelthepayne: aye me too, dont worry
toebi: what even is your name?
vikkram: yeah, i feel a little uncomfortable as i type that whenever i want to speak to you...
wroetoifuckgoats: oh im harry but you can call my haz
si: you can also call him incest.
feelthepayne: hOLY FUVK SIMON BEHAVE.
josh: i fucking hate this chat.
toebi: oi no you dont.
si: then leave babe xo
vikkram: i feel offended josh
wroetoifuckgoats: aye, i just arrived dont hate it already
bigdickjj: do you hate this chat as much as you love simon though?
josh: i cant answer.
feelthepayne: fuck off josh.
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pickup lines < minizerk au
Fanfictionsimon sends josh cheesy pickup lines which starts a friendship, but when simon and josh add their friends to the chat things get out of hand.
