si: if i could re-arrange te alphabet,i would put u and i together
josh: whats with the cringey ones lately jesus simon
si: its because they are the only ones i could find
si: plus i think they are cute
josh: i would say you are cute, but i havent seen your face :/
si:
josh: wait, fuck is that you
josh: hOLY SHIT
josh: fuck si, you are hot
si: im blushing stop
josh: why were you so scared of showing me your face? holy crap you are perfect
si: just like you ;)
JE LEEST
pickup lines < minizerk au
Fanfictiesimon sends josh cheesy pickup lines which starts a friendship, but when simon and josh add their friends to the chat things get out of hand.