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@phanoclock: ADFKBSDJFKNSDK YOU'RE HERE
10:05 a.m.
@danisnotonfire: haha hello potato girl
@danisnotonfire: sorry for late reply, didn't have internet for ages. At the hotel now
1:12 p.m.
@phanoclock: ahhh that's alright! soz for me too, was in class haha
@danisnotonfire: what class?
@phanoclock: stats, kill me
@danisnotonfire: lol sucked in
@phanoclock: wanted to tear my eyeballs out/swan dive off my seat and break my neck multiple times during my 2hr lecture
@danisnotonfire: shit sounds boring
@phanoclock: don't get me started
@phanoclock: how was the flight??
@danisnotonfire: eh, as good as flights can be
@danisnotonfire: there was some turbulence at one point and so i thought i was going to die, that was fun, nearly had a mid-flight existential crisis
@phanoclock: nothing like the possibility of death to spruce up an afternoon
@danisnotonfire: amen
@danisnotonfire: what city are you in btw??
@phanoclock: adelaide :)
@danisnotonfire: ooh so i see you in... a week?
@phanoclock: HOLY FUCK THAT'S SO CLOSE I HAVEN'T EVEN DECIDED WHAT TO WEAR OR SAY OR JUST WAHT
@danisnotonfire: haha chill I'm sure you'll look nice in anything
@phanoclock: stop that's literally too cute
@phanoclock: but also lol to you because you don't know what I look like? i'm a literal potato girl like i don't think you realise how fitting that nickname is
@danisnotonfire: haha don't say that
@phanoclock: it's true
@danisnotonfire: i'm sure it's not
@phanoclock: you have too much faith in me daniel. But yes, okay, i'm not horrifically unattractive
@phanoclock: at least i don't think so
@phanoclock: fuck i don't know
@danisnotonfire: you're silly. can i see a pic of you so i can recognise you at the meet up?
@phanoclock: sneaky
@phanoclock: no nudes for you boy
@danisnotonfire: i meant your face loser -.-
@phanoclock: i know kidding
@phanoclock: but no!! i want it to be a surprise
@danisnotonfire: haha alright, i can do that
@phanoclock: yay <3
@danisnotonfire: we only get like twenty seconds together, so you have to tell me straight away so i can remember what you look like for afterwards
@phanoclock: omg i almost forgot you're buying me food
@danisnotonfire: how could you forget free food
@phanoclock: i honestly have no idea food is at the top of my agenda
@danisnotonfire: it should always be the agenda
@danisnotonfire: oh shit phil got lost trying to buy some aussie snacks and wants me to go get him
@phanoclock: haha sounds serious
@danisnotonfire: poor philip has some navigational issues. Any recommendations for some good true-blue snacks??
@phanoclock: hmm... i would say tim tams, jumpys...omg caramello koala for sure
@danisnotonfire: thanks, i'll look out for them. gotta go help phil now, soz
@phanoclock: haha that's all good :) i'll talk to you later!
@danisnotonfire: bye potato girl xx
@phanoclock: bye dano x
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