Aphmau: have you ever had a dream that you were a turtle cake?? Im not entirely sure what a turtle cake is i just really love to call people them! I love turtle cakes and turtle muffins! Again i dont know what they are but there awesome! Or should i say rossome! Oh my zucchini bread im turning into ross! But whateva! Oh! Also have you ever tried a pickled plum? I have! THEY NASTY! I once had a chat that involved pickled plums with my dad but he got annoyed! But that was when an evil essence was controlling him! It's gone now thank the potatos fries so now he acts like my dad! You know this is the longest conversation i'v had without someone interupting me or telling me to shut up! You do relise im purposely trying to annoy you so you'll let me out? I aint gonna shut up until you let me out so you might as well get used to me talking! Because i got a TON of stories to tell huehuehue.. Lets start with the one where my fat nugget friend zane lost his pants while going down the water slide! THEN i'll tell you about the time he took his favorite cupcake to prom!

Suddenly the door broke down revealing liam and katelyn. Katelyn punched allen.

Aphmau: NUUUU MY NEW STORY TELLING FRIEND!!


Aphmau: IM.CALM

I punched the wall making a huge dent. The only gaurd in the jail room was allen. The rest were outside.


Aphmau: ok.. Guess i have to do this the hard way... EVERYONE SHUT U-

I was interupted by ross running into me trying to escape katelyn. I hit the wall and ross fell on top of me

Everyone: crap...

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Aphmau: IF YOU HAD JUST LISTENED TO ME WHEN I TRIED TO TELL YOU GUYS TO CALM DOWN THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED!! NOW I DONT WANNA HEAR ANOTHER PEEP FROM YOU GUYS FOR FIVE MINUTES DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR

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Now... About what you did earlier.. You know.. Making me see turtle cakes again.. THEN.HITTING.AARON!!!" I yelled. "s-s-sorr-" she started but i cut her off. "IM IN A VERY BAD MOOD! FIRST I WAS STUCK IN A JAIL CELL WITH AN ANNOYING ROSS AND FAT ZANE WHO TOOK UP MOST OF THE CELL! THEN WE CAME BACK FROM THAT STUPID DEMENSION TO FIND OUT 5 FREAKING YEARS HAVE PASSED!!!!!" I exclaimed.

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Aphmau: OK NEXT SONG! OO! I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BA-

Everyone: NO!!!! NONONO

Zane: YASSS

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Everyone: we promise to let you pick your songs from here on out and to buy you tons of breadsticks once we get home..

Aphmau: good...


???: sorry but camps full

Aphmau: WHAAAAAAAAAT!?

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???: IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SOOOO SORRY M'AM Y-YOU CAN CAMP UP BY MY PRIVATE LAKE I-IF YOU WANT ITS MUCH BETTER THEN THIS CAMPSITE A-AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER Y-YOU WANT THERE JUST P-PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!

I smiled

Aphmau: thankyou!

That little turtle cake..

Aphmau: what the you doing?

Liam: what

Aphmau: I MEANT WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOODNESS MY GRAMMAR IS ON FLEEK TODAY
(Note the sarcasm)

Aphmau: I was like can pancakes. Wait wut?

Waiter: um..

Aphmau: *sigh* pancakes please...

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Ye... Comment down below who I should do next!

Bai! 🐢🍰

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