QUEEN OF SUBURBIA | tom holland [✓]

lxxvi. TEXTUARY

BEATRICE CREATED A NEW GROUP CHAT WITH TOM AND LORELEI.
BEATRICE SET THE NAME OF GROUP CHAT TO: SO GAY

BEATRICE
GUYS I CAN'T
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ARTICLE 
WE ARE THE NEW HOLLYWOOD LOVE TRIANGLE
AND I'M GAY
I'M SO GAY
I'M SO FUCKING GAY

LORELEI
HAHAHAH NO WAY
okay but what's the evidence

TOM
we kissed
yesterday we went to get food for set and we were practicing the kiss

LORELEI
lmao losers
the surprise kiss right?

TOM
yep
and they captured the moment
i look really startled

LORELEI
yes you do
a++ acting

TOM
actually it wasn't acting, it was bea literally making me almost fall while kissing me

LORELEI
smh @ bea
that's rude, don't kill my boyfriend

BEATRICE
as long as you stay away from my girlfriend we're fine 👍

LORELEI
ayeee
okay
i gotta go now
i'll leave you two lovebirds alone
also, #holledwige ftw

TOM
goddammit
what if we ship #tomelei more?

BEATRICE
yeah what then?

LORELEI
dunno don't care
also did they fucking say reese's career is going down?
what motherfuckers
honestly i can't wait for her to release the ep

BEATRICE
same
she's gonna slay em all
fuckers won't stand a chance

TOM
from everything i've heard about reese, she's not to be messed with
good luck to the dicks

LORELEI
yeah. they'll need it
okay seriously now go to work you asshats

TOM
what if we wanna keep talking to you :(

BEATRICE
lmao i don't
cuz this is about to turn into sexting

LORELEI
tom and i don't sext

BEATRICE
suuuure

TOM
we don't

BEATRICE
look at me in the eye and say that

TOM
gimme a moment to find you

LORELEI
losers

[lmao @ y'all who were so confused. becase, (a) bea is the motherfucking gayest person in the world, (b) she has a girlfriend whom she loves, and (c) tom literally talked to lor about the kiss in one of the chapters. smh.]