QUEEN OF SUBURBIA | tom holland [✓]

ix. TEXTUARY

GROUP CHAT: NIRVANA
SHAWTY CHANGED THE NAME OF GROUP CHAT TO: GUILLOTINE

L'OREAL
wtf

SHAWTY REMOVED L'OREAL FROM THE GROUP CHAT.

SHAWTY

EVERYONE ASSEMBLE

BAETRICE
BOYS AND GIRLS JOIN US
THIS IS URGENT
well not exactly but we need to be dramatic

BUTTER

the level of dramatic has flopped to zero when you said that

CHOCOLAS

what

SHAWTY

AS YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW
TOMORROW IS LOR'S BIRTHDAY
AND WE PLANNED SOMETHING SPECIAL

BUTTER
oh my god
poor lorelei
wouldn't be in her skin tomorrow

CHOCOLAS
same

BAETRICE
traitors
anyway
we know some people
and we invited some people

BUTTER
you are so dead

CHOCOLAS
so so dead

BAETRICE ADDED ELIZABETH INTO THE CHAT.

BAETRICE ADDED CHRIS INTO THE CHAT.

CHRIS
ahhh finally with them kids

ELIZABETH
grandpa calm your tits

BAETRICE
i will let elizabeth and chris introduce you to the rest of the plan

ELIZABETH
so

we all know how much my sister likes rdj and we all know how she's always secretly been team tony

CHOCOLAS
not so secretly...

ELIZABETH
nicholas do not interrupt
as i was saying
robert agreed to surprise at the party, so that's my job

ASA
and why's chris here?
no offense though

CHRIS
i'm here because i've been told that lorelei also very much likes peter parker
and i am here because i can take a certain peter parker to her birthday party

CHOCOLAS
yep you're all dead

ELIZABETH
it will be the prank of the year

ASA
she'll hate you

ELIZABETH
it will be worth it
besides
#tomelei

CHRIS
#tomelei

ASA
you are two adult people who should be ready to settle down and you're shipping two kids together?

CHRIS
yes

ELIZABETH
yes

ASA
i feel sorry for lor

BAETRICE
okay you cleared that out
i turned the read all previous messages option off for this chat
we can invite the special guests now

CHRIS ADDED ROBERT INTO THE CHAT.

CHRIS CHANGED ROBERT'S NICKNAME INTO RDJ.

RDJ
me and a group of kids...
this better be worth it

BAETRICE ADDED TOM INTO THE CHAT.

BAETRICE CHANGED TOM'S NICKNAME INTO B-DAY PRESENT.

B-DAY PRESENT
NOT AGAIN

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