QUEEN OF SUBURBIA | tom holland [✓]

xvii. TEXTUARY

TOMMY
does that mean i'm better than tobey?

LOR
no one is better than tobey
wAIT
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TOBEY

TOMMY
bea and lizzie
they made a bet
whether you'll like me more than tobey or not

LOR
ouch
who won?

TOMMY
both
i went against them

LOR
wait
so
they said i would like you more but you didn't?

TOMMY
yes

LOR
ouch
i almost feel sorry for you

TOMMY
nah s'fine
this was a nice surprise

LOR
you're literally like the spider-man in ultimate spider-man
you even have the same hair
i mean

TOMMY
that is rude!!
in that cartoon peter has horrible hair

LOR
see
i was right
okay i was joking, you were great
i missed spidey

TOMMY
yeah, me too
can't believe that was me on the big screen yesterday, i was being spider-man
like, wow

LOR
sigh
i wish i could be spider-man

TOMMY
you could be spider-woman
weren't they planning to make a movie about her?

LOR
i'm not an actress

TOMMY
i don't believe you
your three older sisters are actresses

LOR
two were, one is

TOMMY
not the point
you can't be bad
it's in your blood

LOR
meh
it's better being paid for literally just sitting and doing nothing than having to do stuff

TOMMY
disagreed
but okay

LOR
heeeeey
toooooommm

TOMMY
whaat

LOR
when do you start filming homecoming?

TOMMY
in two months
why?

LOR
bea wouldn't tell me
for some reason

TOMMY
bea's weird
i mean, the good weird, but still

LOR
yeah
she truly is
is zendaya in the group chat?

TOMMY
yep, why?

LOR
ouch
what's bea like towards her?

TOMMY
nice??
dunno
we don't talk much, she mostly spams us with your pics and that
i think she made harrison get a crush on you

LOR
who the fuck is harrison
and why would he have a crush on me
and why is bea doing that

TOMMY
#tomelei
and harrison osterfield, my best friend
he's not a part of the cast but he added himself into the chat and i don't feel like removing him
you'd like him

LOR
oh my god no
she's trying to set me up again
i will punch the devil out of her

TOMMY
she's fine
everybody likes her

LOR
so
the pictures
good or bad?

TOMMY
both
there was one when you were drunk
i laughed so hard
and one video with you trying to sing
that was one of the most hilarious things ever
and other times she sends your photoshoots and snapchat pics and those are very very good
like
i'm really enjoying that

LOR
i could slap you right now
both you and bea
and that harrison dude
oh my god
i'm so embarrassed right now

TOMMY
you should be

LOR
THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU SAY TOM!!!

TOMMY
oH
you shouldn't be?

LOR
better
jesus
i'm out

TOMMY
i'm still better than tobey, remember that

READ 9:48 PM.

[if you don't know who harrison is, he's tom's irl best friend and a hella fine looking dude]