QUEEN OF SUBURBIA | tom holland [✓]

xxxvi. TEXTUARY

QUEEN LOR

i saw this and thought of you
also i want to apologize for the other day, i told bea the truth
pls forgive me
i'm a lil bitch but i'm a cute bitch
i'm like a nice lil pokemon you can't resist
am i not your mj?

TOMMY
that picture is very nice

QUEEN LOR
right
i'm just gonna pretend i didn't get the complete ignore

TOMMY
ugh
you're forgiven
because this picture is like really nice

QUEEN LOR
riiiiiight

TOMMY

yeah
also, you got the role in homecoming, you'll get more details soon
they allowed me to tell you
basically you're one of the people spidey saves

QUEEN LOR
you are joking right

TOMMY
nope

you here?

QUEEN LOR
yes yes sorry i got a little excited

oh my god
i don't even know how to thank you for this??

TOMMY
nah it's okay, everyone agreed you'd be great for publicity as a model, a popular person on instagram and elizabeth's sister

QUEEN LOR
holy shit
i love you, you know that?

TOMMY
of course i do

QUEEN LOR
shit
okay
i need to calm down

TOMMY
you seem pretty calm

QUEEN LOR
wELL ARe yOu sEEINg meEE

TOMMY
obviously not

QUEEN LOR
waaaaaaaait
i'm gonna be in a scene with you??

TOMMY
yes
but also with aaron and bea

QUEEN LOR
who the fuck is aaron
and oh my god mY FAVES
I'M GONNA CRY
DOES BEA KNOW
OH MY GOD

TOMMY
not yet, but i'm assuming she's gonna receive a call about your casting real soon
aaron mellett's character still hasn't been revealed and i can't tell you anything about him
but it's gonna be AWESOMEEE
also you can tell bea if you want

QUEEN LOR
okay wow how did i deserve this

TOMMY
ahhh

QUEEN LOR
wait
wasn't there supposed to be like an audition or something?

TOMMY
liz helped

QUEEN LOR
no way
traitor

TOMMY
yes way
she sent in a video tape of you trying to be spider-man and peter parker and then one of you being hawkeye and then one of you being jack sparrow and then one of you being bellatrix lestrange
you little shit said you don't act smh

QUEEN LOR
oh my god
i hate you all

TOMMY
you said you love me

QUEEN LOR
that was before i knew you saw those!!

TOMMY
actually
the bellatrix one scared the living shit out of me

QUEEN LOR
rude
bitch
now let me tell my baby bea about this
and tom, thank you so fucking much
i don't know how to repay you

TOMMY
just don't fuck up my movie kay?

QUEEN LOR
kay
loser

[loVES okay aaron is played by lucky blue smith and this version of homecoming is half-based on my upcoming peter fanfic and this character aaron's supposed to be is on eof the villains]