QUEEN OF SUBURBIA | tom holland [✓]

lx. TEXTUARY

LORELEI
i don't want a burrito

HARRISON
you'll get a burrito

LORELEI
no burrito

HARRISON
tom says yes burrito

LORELEI
tell him i say no burrito

HARRISON 
tell him yourself

HARRISON ADDED TOM INTO THE CHAT.

TOM
yes burrito

LORELEI CHANGED TOM'S NICKNAME INTO THOMAS.

LORELEI
no date

THOMAS
don't be rude
you'll get no food at all

HARRISON
i'm actually on my way already

LORELEI
at least harrison respects me

THOMAS
why are you so whiny today

LORELEI
because i'm on my period
now get me food

THOMAS
no
you don't get to be whiny
i'm working twelve hours a day
i get to be whiny

LORELEI
i really don't care
you don't have your organs bleeding out of your vagina

HARRISON
guys stop fighting this is a group chat

LORELEI
shut up son

HARRISON
what??

THOMAS
your organs are not bleeding out ffs
just a tiny egg

LORELEI
umm my uterus is shedding??

HARRISON
GUYS I'M GOING TO THROW UP STOP

LORELEI
be a good boy tommy and get me what i want

THOMAS
i thought you wanted me?

LORELEI
no
i want food
now stop being a dick and tell harrison to get me a burger

THOMAS
i refuse
i'm not your sugar daddy

LORELEI
you sure?
because you are, by all definitions

THOMAS
ffs
haz just get her a burger

LORELEI
thank you ^^

THOMAS
i hate you

HARRISON
i'm not doing this ever again

[i adore the smol bean that is harrison osterfield and he is tomelei's one true son.]