QUEEN OF SUBURBIA | tom holland [✓]

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queenofsuburbia: i have a lot of love in my heart for these losers, especially when adamthebest and henrypalermo adopt the cutie that is missbluee and ciaranlahey, huntressdiana and i are watching. wouldn't change this for the world.

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henrypalermo: lor, stop posting unflattering pictures of us and get yourself a boyfriend to annoy

queenofsuburbia: i'm pretty fine on my own, thank you very much, father henrypalermo

missbluee: no he's my dad

henrypalermo: i can father you both geez missbluee

ciaranlahey: what does that make me?

huntressdiana: and me?

adamthebest: adopted kids ciaranlahey huntressdiana

queenofsuburbia: adam ffs you're driving!! adamthebest

adamthebest: honestly lor of course adam's driving, i am obviously managing to be on two phones at the same time

queenofsuburbia: henry i really envy you sometimes adamthebest henrypalermo

adamthebest: lyt babe

queenofsuburbia: and here are the losers from the other point of view

tagged; adamthebest, missbluee, henrypalermo

113k likes, 1058 comments

missbluee: stop posting pics of us and post one of you

henrypalermo: yeah, post the one ciaran took 

queenofsuburbia: photo credits to ciaranlahey and pic post credits to the losers i'm with

104k likes, 708 comments

beaedwige: i don't even know where that is

shawshawmofo: i can't wait to see you :) 

queenofsuburbia: you were never here beaedwige miss you too babe 

elizabetholsen: you look so tiny

queenofsuburbia: shush no one asked you anything elizabetholsen

[double update bc we won against france in handball and that hasn't happened in like four years and croatia vs france games are always the ones everyone's most pissed/ecstatic about and rn i'm v v happy so yeah]