Perverted Stalker ☜ Yoonmin

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swegsugaaa: jimiiiin

swegsugaaa: My hoe

swegsugaaa: My whore

swegsugaaa: park jimin u sexy son of a bitch, talk to me

swegsugaaa: I am dying out here

swegsugaaa: jiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

jaMin: wat the fuck do u want?! Im in class!

swegsugaaa: help meee

jaMin: wat are u talking about?

swegsugaaa: i feel like dyiiiing

jaMin: dont u have classes to attend to?

swegsugaaa:

*image attached*

jaMin: OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO U?!!! ヽ(´□｀。)ﾉ

jaMin: WHY IS UR LEFT LEG ALL COVERED IN BANDAGES AND METAL THINGYS

swegsugaaa: told u, im dying

jaMin: WHAT DO U MEAN UR DYING! TALK SRYSLY TO MEH

jaMin: and wow are those really ur legs?

swegsugaaa: i got into a car accident

jaMin: YOU RECKLESS PIECE OF SHIT! HOW COULD U BE SO CARELESS?! WERE U DRUNK DRIVING?!!

swegsugaaa: (─‿─)

jaMin: what is with dat smug looking emoji?

swegsugaaa: are u worried?

jaMin: OF COURSE I AM! MY FRIEND IS IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE HE IS STUPID AND HE GOT HIMSELF INTO AN ACCIDENT!!!

swegsugaaa: so i'm ur friend now? Not just a 'perverted stalker'?

jaMin: correction!

jaMin: ur my perverted stalker friend

swegsugaaa: well atleast im getting somewhere

jaMin: answer my questions!

swegsugaaa: i wasnt the one being careless! That other driver just freaking swerved on the road! He wasnt even drunk like wtf that chicken shit cant use his eyes properly. Might as well pull it out of its socket. If i could walk rn I would have fucking cut his head off and let crows feed on it and then throw the leftovers all around town. How dare he crash his cheap lump of metal to my ride! Now im freaking stuck in this hospital bed w/ nothing to do!

jaMin: u could do me

swegsugaaa: Wat are you saying Jimin?! U cannot just flirt with me like that?! Its like u dropped a fucking bomb!