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jaMin: are u the one stalkin my instagram pics?

swegsugaaa: Yes, why?

jaMin: stop it

swegsugaaa: u post pictures and dont want people to see it?

swegsugaaa: i dont undestand ur logic

swegsugaaa: but deym boi u have some pretty fine buns

jaMin: wut?

swegsugaaa: im saying u have a big ass that I want to fck

swegsugaaa: and here i was trying to be tactful w/ my words and shit

jaMin: WTF

*swegsugaaa is blocked*

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urHopeandAngel: so... about that ass

jaMin: Min Yoongi?!

urHopeandAngel: the one and only ;)

*urHopeandAngel is blocked*

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jiminsass: hey ;)

*jiminsass is blocked*

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3dohlaz: ;)

*3dohlaz is blocked*

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Infiresbaybe: Hah

jaMin: what is wrong with you?! Cant u see i dont wanna talk?

Infiresbaybe: cant u see i wont stop until u talk w/ me

jaMin: then stop being nasty and have a proper civilized converstion

Infiresbaybe: okay fine. Proper and Civilized. I can do dat

Infiresbaybe: now please unblock those accounts

*3dolaz is unblocked*

*jiminsass is unblocked*

*urHopeandAngel is unblocked*

*swegsuga is unblocked*

swegsugaaa: thanks babe

jaMin: dont call me babe

swegsugaaa: okay, babe

jaMin: i swear to God

swegsugaaa: swear what babe?

jaMin: i'm gonna block u

swegsugaaa: i could just keep making more accounts

jaMin: Ugh , what do u want from me?

swegsugaaa: this is the perfect oppurtunity to say something lewd but i wont bcoz u'll lose ur shit

jaMin: thank u

swegsugaaa:  so instead can u let me ask some questions?

jaMin: sure since u actually stopped urself

swegsugaaa: do you top or bottom?

jaMin: what kind of question is that?!!!

swegsugaaa: what are u so mad about

jaMin: u cant just ask questions lyk that to someone u just met!!!

swegsugaaa: is there are rule saying that I cant? hmmm?

jaMin: no but..

swegsugaaa: take a seat boy

jaMin: i cant believe this

swegsugaaa: so, t or b?

jaMin: bottom, okay?! U happy now?

swegsugaaa: f yeah! You gave me the answer i was hoping for so ofc i'd be happeh

swegsugaaa: i would put those ass to good use

jaMin: are u srysly thinking that I would let you go anywhere near my body? Much less, fuck me?

swegsugaaa: maybe not now but soon babe, soon

jaMin: bish I'm not easy

swegsugaaa: I know

jaMin: WHY ARE U BEING LIKE THIS?!

swegsugaaa: being what exactly?

jaMin: being a thirsty fuckboi!

swegsugaaa: cant help it

jaMin: control urself

swegsugaaa: i HAVE been controlling myself. If I wasn't i would probably have already ummm...

swegsugaaa: yea, im not gonna continue that bcoz again, u would lose ur shit

swegsugaaa: have i not told u how hard it is to stop my fingers when I'm in the middle of typing?

jaMin: I appreciate ur hardwork

swegsugaaa: u better, this is some tough shit

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That yoonmin fanart gives me life ♥ bless the artist

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