jaMin: do you not like have hobbies or something?! You've been bothering me for a week now
swegsugaaa: bothering u is my new hobby
jaMin: our project is already giving me a headache, please dont add to it
swegsugaaa: what is ur project anyway
jaMin: make lyrics about a freaking whale. Like wtf
jaMin: wat do i dooooo! the deadline is tom
swegsugaaa: HAHAHAHA y a whale?
jaMin: this is what happened
jaMin: before classes started our teacher asked us to write a topic that we liked and put it in a bowl. at then she told each of us to pick a paper from the bowl. And this was what i picked. THE BITCH JUST TOLD US TO WRITE LYRICS ABOUT IT! LIKE NO! HOW CAN I WRITE A SONG ABOUT SOMETHING I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT!
swegsugaaa: lol chill
jaMin: AND WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS?! WHALE? SRYSLY DUDE?! This is so unfair! The topic i wrote was about love!
swegsugaaa: pffft love?
jaMin: stfu , dont mess w/ me wen im in a bad mood
swegsugaaa: okaaaay, want my help?
jaMin: WHEN SOME OF MY CLASSMATES COMPLAINED ABOUT THE TOPIC THEY PICKED SHE JUST BRUSHED IT OFF AND TOLD THEM TO DEAL WITH IT! AT SHE ONLY GAVE US TWO DAYS. TWO FUCKING DAYS!
jaMin: wait
jaMin: ur gonna help me?
swegsugaaa: sure why not?
swegsugaaa: give me a minute
*image attached*
swegsugaaa: hows that for an intro?
jaMin: whalien 52?
swegsugaaa: try looking up 52-hertz whale
jaMin: oki w8
jaMin: omg! MIN YOONGI! ur are a song writing GENIUS
swegsugaaa: yea , i get that a lot
jaMin: how bout the rest?
swegsugaaa: already got it all planned out. Give me till midnight, i could send u the final draft by then
jaMin: OMG! YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST HUMAN BEING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! THANK YOU SO MUCH! YOU SAVED ME FROM FAILING ヽ(´▽｀)/
swegsugaaa: i said 'i could' not 'i would'
jaMin: spoke to fucking soon
swegsugaaa: there's only one thing I want in return
jaMin: i've got a bad feeling about this
swegsugaaa: okay then, i guess u dont need my help afterall
swegsugaaa: gtg
jaMin: NO WAIT!
swegsugaaa: ??
jaMin: what is it?
swegsugaaa: simple
swegsugaaa: send me nudes
YOU ARE READING
Perverted Stalker ☜ Yoonmin
FanfictionjaMin: You are a perverted stalker swegsugaaa: im taking that as a compliment [COMPLETED]
