This story is the third for the goal accomplishment! c:
Also in honor of Halloween.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL!
Sorreh I was a bit late. 0.0
ENJOY!
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My name is Jay-Jay!
I collect pumpkins. Unfortunately I only have 22 thousand. I'm hoping for 30 thousand by the end of the year, but then again it should be impressive, considering how old I am.
I'm 5.
I started collecting pumpkins when I was born. My parents have no idea that I am extremely intelligent. I pretend that I'm just some dumb kid at school, but in my room I'm like a total mad scientist! MWAHAHA! Aww yeah.
I learn how to carve through youtube, google, and of couse, my own natural instincts.
I'm awesome like that.
How do you get access to the internet, you ask? Easy. I steal.
In order to be a pumkin collector like mwah, you must master the fine art of theft. i steal pumpkins all the time! its easy peasy, especially if you are thin and nimble like me.
I also managed to steal a pocket knife. I do this about once every few months when my own blade gets to dull to carve with.
and of course, I also use my blade for other purposes! killing, for instance. a pumpkin pie isn't truly scrumtious until it has a little human flesh in it.
~jay-jay
(buy my pumpkin recipe book! it sells in every bookstore and cooking supply store.)
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HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT!
I MAY HAVE SLACKED A BIT..
A LOT...
SORREH, LOL.
<3 BLOOD N GORE
FORRREEEEVVVERRRR!
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