People With Crazy Addictions

Don't Melt My Snowy Pet

Dedicated to Elyse. She had a snowy pet.

I get excited when Christmastime comes around. Really excited.

Because then, I can make my... SNOWY PET! And add a new pet to my collection. Er.. maybe not just one. Haha.

My name is Serious. But I'm not really that serious. That's just my nickname, don't ask me why. And don't ask what my real name is either. It's really dumb, just don't.

I'm 12 years old. Everytime winter comes I make a new snowy pet and add it to my collection of pets. Making a snowy pet is hard work. It takes a week of outside coldness to make one animal! But I'm used to the cold. I can bear it. I'm so good at making snowy pets that a few kids at school even made up a rumor that I was born in the snow! Hehe. Luckily, where I live it snows lots, so I can make snowy pets every year. 

When I grow up, I want to live in Antartica, so I can make snowy pets ALL THE TIME!! Imagine life with tens and millions of snowy pets, haha.

So far I only have 12 snowy pets (ya know, since I'm twelve). Every year there's a kid who wants to melt my snowy pet. I'm like, "Dude, back off, my snowy pets". So I just kill them. For the guys I simply knock them out unconcious then tie them to a tree then chainsaw them in half when they wake up then throw the bits of their body into a boiling hot bucket of water and eat. Yum! A new snack for myself and my precious snowy pets. For girls, on the other hand, I just cut them in half and throw the pieces out. No bother in eating girls, ew, I don't want to see their body parts. But sometimes when I'm really desperate I feed the pets some bits. Not that they like them...

This year a made a dragon snowy pet. AWESOME! Skylar Jordins tryed to melt it, and I was disappointed. But maybe next time, eh?

The end.