Jason: Oh my GOD Nico! What did you do to Percy to make him hate you so much? He looks like he is SECONDS from committing murder right now.
Nico: He jumped me in the hallway.
Jason: And?
Nico: ...well, I knew he wasn't gonna stop, and he's a lot bigger than I am, so I did what I had to do.
Jason: Which is???
Nico: I looked him in the eyes, said, 'Oh, Daddy, it feels so good when you pin me down like this' he screamed bloody murder, got an erection, and ran out of the room like a little girl.
Jason: ...I'm... not sure if I'm proud of you, or if I should shame you...
Nico: Me either!
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Fan fikcia*Percico high hot content inside* Nico: "I'm the Shadow King! Respect to me and dont ask silly questions!" Jason: "Come oonn we all know u have a crush on Annabeth!" Percy: *scowls to Nico* Nico: *shouted* I SAID NO!!! *Shadow travels* Persassy and...
