bts texts

[ five-part one ]

|When they accidentally texted you|

BTS as your Bestfriend

Hyung Line

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Seokjin | ✏

Seokjin: I've had it up to HERE Namjoon. I know you can't see me rn but understand that I'm holding my hand VERY HIGH ABOVE MY HEAD

You: mom and dad are fighting again

Seokjin: what

Seokjin: oh sorry (Y/N), i meant to send this to namjoon

You: he got banned from the zoo

Seokjin: He got banned from the zoo?

Seokjin: So you've heard

You: You know he needs supervising in public places

Seokjin: I'll remember that next time

Yoongi | ✏

Yoongi: dude I think I made out with a cat last night

You: wtf

You: why are you telling me this?

Yoongi: Oh shit i meant to send this to hoseok

You: arent you allergic to cats?

Yoongi: yeah lol my throat really hurts and my neck is itchy..

You: So the only possible explanation you could think of is that you made out with a cat?

Yoongi: exactly

You: may god help you

Namjoon | ✏

Namjoon: So im banned from the zoo now

Namjoon: and I was supposed to take (Y/N) this weekend lol

You: um joon?

You: this is (Y/N)

You: Why did you get banned from the zoo?

Namjoon: Oh shit this isnt jin

You: nope

You: Why did you get banned

Namjoon: Hey every zoo is a petting zoo if youre confident enough!

You: NAMJOON THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

Namjoon: Oops

Hoseok | ✏

Hoseok: I feel bad his naked though

Hoseok: wait sorry ignore this

You: HOSEOK

You: WHOS NAKED

You: WHATS HAPPENING

Hoseok: nothing

You: TELL ME NOW

Hoseok: lol we stole namjoon's clothes and locked him in the bathroom

You: HOBI LET HIM OUT

Hoseok: no hes goona hurt me!!

You: GOOD