Jerry's Crazy Ass Childhood Stories

Fighting p.1

VII

Just like last time, I'm saying names. My 6th grade year, there was this boy named Keyoun. He was the type of kid that bothered everyone, he was a real ass pest. One time he told our teacher she was so fat that she couldn't jump over a speed bump 💀💀😭😭😂 That still has me in tears to this day.

My 7th grade year.... Keyoun made a new friend, and that bitch's name was Carleif (car-leaf). That boy knew exactly what to do to piss me off. He used to always take shit off my desk and hide it, or he'd echo my voice whenever I spoke. Back in middle school, my teachers always favored me because I was quiet, I stayed to myself, I didn't get in trouble, and I always helped. My teachers gave me some papers to grade, and guess what I did 😂😂😂. Every right answer Carleif got, I marked it wrong. Honestly, he didn't need my help, he was already doing bad. As time went on, the more he continued to bother me. He started messing with my lunch 😭😭 and that's when I knew I had to whoop his ass.

Y'all remember Boulden? Well he didn't like Carleif either, so I talked him into tackling him in front of everyone. Boulden knocked the wind out of Carlief, and he made him fly several feet 😂. Carleif got up crying, and with me being myself, I purposely antagonized him because I wanted to fight, but his bitch ass didn't do shit. When he walked past me, I completely lost it and I fell in the grass laughing. He had tears, snot and dirt everywhere. He looked at me and yelled "You fucking gay sissy!". I looked at him like...

How can he call me that when he knows damn well... Nvm, it's not my place to knock over his tea.

Like a couple of months later, everyone was outside because it was lunch time, and I was on the sidewalk talking to my friend. Keyoun came outside with a basketball, and he kicked it aiming for my friend. Carleif decided that he wanted to be a bad ass, so he grabbed the ball and threw it near my head. I was so happy, because I knew we were about to fight. He picked up the ball again, and he walked toward me. When he approached me, he does nothing. He just stood there with the ball in his hands. I turned completely around because I want him to hit me first. I started talking to my friend again, and Carleif started repeating everything I said. He told me to turn around so he could see my ugly face. First of all, ugly where? Like, let's get on your shit ass name before you even try to "insult" me. Matter of fact, let's talk about how he wore Heelys and DCs 😐 and those shits were scuffed the fuck up 😩. Anyway I turn around and this uncoordinated bitch threw the ball directly in my hands, you could tell by his face that he meant to hit me in the face. I threw the ball directly at his chest, and his duck ass started crying. (PAUSE.. We are all standing on the sidewalk. The sidewalk is really high compared to the ground. Separating the ground and the sidewalk is a long line of thick bushes.) Okay, so he got up and he stood in front of me on the edge of the sidewalk. He pushed me, and then I pushed him. He fell backwards over the bushes, and he's constantly rolling. I hop over the bushes and keep pushing him back until he were on leveled ground. I didn't even let him get up before I started tagging his ass. I've always let my nails grow out, so at that time they were really long and I couldn't hit him as hard as I wanted to, but I was satisfied. Y'all know how painful it is to break a nail 😭😂. After that he stopped messing with me for a while, but he started again around the end of the school year. So Boulden and I said that we were both going to get his ass again on the last day of school (separately, I ain't with that jumping shit) but he ended up skipping the entire last week. 😂😂

I still don't have my phone😢. Thanks for 1k reads though!!! ❤❤❤