Out Of The Brozone (on hold)

Bonus

Bonus // Chapter Four // Group Chat: The ShIT Gang -1

Carson: Jesus Atlas. You can be so fucking stupid sometimes.

Atlas: I know you guys don't like Rachel, but you can at least be polite to her. Jesus.

Carson: It's not like that we dislike Rachel...

Ted: Yeah. It's just that we all know you like Victoria so getting Rachel involved seemed a bit, idk, rude?

Kellin: Douchey.

Ted: Yes, Kellin. Thank you.

Tony: Yeah. So why the fuck did you do that?

Atlas: Dunno man. It just happened.

Tony: Oh, so you just so convenietly invited your "CRUSH" to our lunch table?

Carson: Not how you woo a girl, bro.

Kellin: Even the whore knows it. Take notes, Atlas.

Carson: Ouch, Kellin. Always on fire, burning everyone else.

Atlas: I don't like Victoria that way.

Ted: LOL

Kellin: LOLOL

Carson: LOLOLOL

Tony: LMFAOOOO

Atlas: ... I am serious.

Ted: LOL

Kellin: LOLOL

Carson: LOLOLOL

Tony: LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Kellin: Word of advice

Kellin: Grow some balls and ask her out.

Atlas: Dude you don't just ask a friend out. It would be so awkward. She calls me fucking bro for fuck's sake.

Tony: HA! So you DO like her. I KNEW it.

Atlas: Whatever.

Kellin: Then what the fuck is the whole deal with having that Rachel crush?

Atlas: To be honest I don't know. It just blurted out.

Carson: Again, not how you make a girl jealous.

Kellin: What he said.

Ted: You probably just made her think she didn't stand a chance if she did like you.

Atlas: So she doesn't like me. Great.

Tony: I think she does actually.

Atlas: Yeah right.

Carson: I think she does too.

Atlas: No she doesn't.

Kellin: Even if she doesn't you probs still stand a chance. Just saying.

Ted: Did he just fucking say "probs." What the actual fuck, Kellin.

Kellin: Fuck you. I was trying to type faster.

Tony: I just screen capped that. Blackmail material.

Atlas: Guys can we go back to my problem first. Kinda need a bit of help here.

Tony: Just fucking ask her out.

Carson: Woo her with your mum's cookies.

Ted: Read her some poetry???

Kellin: Stop keeping Rachel around.

Atlas: If any of this fails I will fucking cut you all.

Tony: Let's make a bet. I say they will work.

Kellin: Same.

Carson: Same.

Ted: Same.

Atlas: We'll see.