it was a late saturday evening when baekhyun laid on his couch, enjoying his bag of tortilla chips, while zapping through all the different tv channels:
porn, news channel, porn, animal channel, porn, kids channel.
"our generation is getting so sexualized, no wonder these little kids have no manners at all anymore," he murmured, devouring his handful of chips.
since he was not in the mood for porn right now (it totally has nothing to do with the fact that chanyeol might come home in a few minutes, at least thats what he claimed), he decided to watch the animal channel till he falls asleep.
the commentator talked about the wildlife of lions, well thats the only thing that baekhyun can remember before his eyelids started to flutter and finally shut when only seconds later a really loud deep voice screamed from the front door.
"I'M HOOOOMEEE!!!"
baekhyuns eyes snapped open and he quickly sat up, startled from the sudden loud noise.
he walked with quick feet towards the front door to a really surprised giant trying to get his new pair of air jordans off.
"GOD DAMN IT CHANYEOL!! WHY CAN'T YOU ENTER THE APARTMENT SILENT FOR ONCE?! I ALMOST FELL ASLEEP JUST NOW YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
"damn it baek, you and your fucking mood swings, are you on your period or something?"
"can you not? i'm not a woman and besides if you ever say that to one, you're a dead man. trust me. especially if she's a feminist", baekhyun said.
he then whispers: "tumblr has ruined this world."
"did you say something?", chanyeol asked with a questioning look on his face.
"uh no, i was just talking to myself."
"ah okay. well thanks anyway for that advice. now i'll only tease you with the period thing, since you're the member who loses his temper the easiest."
"DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID YOU IDIOT?"
"and that is exactly why everyone likes to tease you, baekhyunnie", chanyeol patted baekhyuns head playfully.
baekhyun quickly slapped away chanyeols hand and sighed.
"don't you have to go to bed because you have to get up early tomorrow for the individual member photoshooting?"
"yes. but i always make time for my baekhyunnie", chanyeol replied and started hugging baekhyun, lifting him off the ground.
"what the fuck don't be so gay. jesus christ."
"i'm only gay for you baek."
"don't always say that or someone is gonna take you seriously one day."
chanyeol exhaled loudly and said: "you're right. i should go to bed. night baek", he gave baekhyun another pat on his head before he started walking away after showing baekhyun is perfect set of white teeth.
"um, n-night yeol", baekhyun said loudly after him.
chanyeols footstep noises slowly disappeared and baekhyun decided that it was really late now and he was tired, so no animal documentaries anymore.
he went to the bathroom, brushed his teeth, removed the excess make-up from todays photoshoot and silently tip-toed to his room.
he went past sehuns and kais room, both of them were sleeping in a hotel near a set where they'd be taking pictures for the new photobook. because of that, most days were quieter than usual, since sehun and kai were always up for bullshit and baekhyun always ended up scolding them. he also went past suhos room, who was already asleep.
as he got closer to his room, he started hearing faint noises coming out of chanyeols room. 'the fuck', he thought. he tried to get closer to see what the matter is about.
he peeked through the crack of the door, which chanyeol seemed to have left open.
his eyes adjusted to the brightness of the room behind the door and he saw chanyeol in his armchair, no pants on, his lower party fully unclothed, jacking off with his right hand.
baekhyun couldn't believe what he saw, really. he was kind of grossed out but also fascinated by the sight of chanyeol pleasuring himself.
it was like a car accident, you don't want to look, but you just have to.
chanyeol was moaning really loudly and his deep groans were echoing inside the room. his eyes were closed and there was this look of pleasure all over his face. baekhyuns eyes slowly moved to chanyeols lower region and he let out a small gasp. realizing that, he quickly covered his mouth with his hand.
CHANYEOL WAS HUGE. Like H.U.G.E. bazooka-huge, that's what baekhyun compared it to. he looked at something, which seemed like a music video, since baekhyun could hear the music through chanyeols headspeakers, that he was wearing. wow, great job chanyeol. thought of putting on headphones so no one can hear your kinky shit but didn't think about closing the door properly. what a dumbass.
baekhyun was getting quite uncomfortable watching his member stroking himself, so he forced himself to turn away and quickly walk into his room.
'well damn, didn't know that chanyeols thing was so huge. i mean, i showered with him multiple times but that was when his penis was not erect. i guess, what lacks him in terms of brains, he's got down there.' baekhyun started undressing himself and wanted to change into his pajama pants when he noticed a not so small problem.
'oh what the fuck?! really? like really? did i really just get aroused by park chanyeol beating his meat? wait, doesn't that make me like, a tad gay? fuckkk. no i don't think so right? right?? fucking chanyeol im gonna kill his ass.'
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A/N:
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thanks for reading
i wrote this for fun bc i have nothing to do during summer holidays rip
