MithzanxRoss Oneshots {{Completed}}

Bonnie & Clyde - Criminal AU

It's finally here. . .

It's not a prank

Gawd it's been a while.

But I hope it lives up to the original. . .

Enjoy~

-DawnADHH

Word Count: 4941

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*~ Ross' P.O.V ~*

I stood in line at the crowded inner city bank, I needed some cash and my computers were down. Suddenly I felt a pair of lips plant themselves on my cheek, and a hand grab my ass.

"Not in public you animal." I muttered with a side glance

"I'm sorry mon amour." He spoke with a thick French accent, "I can not be helped by the way you stand. Especially the way you walk~."

"Oh you." I playfully smiled

"Next!" The teller called

"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND NO ONE GETS HURT!" Max shouted as he pulled out 2 9mm hand guns and everyone fell to the floor. He shot the security in the legs and arms.

I sighed and went to the teller, "Put everything in the bag-." I set a small box on the counter, "-and that button is no longer working."

She looked to be in her late 40's with brunette hair, and olive green eyes. "Here." Her voice shook in fear. I read everyone file who works here at the bank, her's was the most complicated. Husband a drunk. Only grandkid gone to college. Her only child died in a car crash. Extended family perished in a shooting at the age of 10. Might not have been the best way for Max to bring guns. I sighed as she gave me 2 large bags, while the other tellers coward elsewhere.

"Thank you." I told her, "MAX!"

"EVERYONE GET UP AND GO THE VAULT NOW!"

"Please come with me." I held a hand to her and she looked at me, "I know about your leg not working well, because of last year. Now let me help you." She looked away and took my hand, "Now stay by my side, you're coming with us."

As everyone walked toward the vault, another teller shouted, "Astrid!"

I shouted back, "She's fine with me, don't worry."

"Where are we going?" She asked as we walked toward our get away car, "I'm taking you to our car, we will wait for my partner, and I'll drive toward the airport."

"Why? Why are you doing this young man?"

"Ma'am. I'll let you into a little secret." I smiled, "I am the most wanted hacker in the world. I've robbed the rich and poor, governments occasionally, having fun out of people's misery. And I do enjoy when people suffer. But every once in a while, I like to help out people. It's odd especially since well I could care less about people like you, but you're different."

"How so?" She asked

"For starters my home life wasn't the best either. Most- or well all of my family is dead. The only family alive however is a crazy Frenchman who loves to destroy monuments." We got to our car and I let her in, "So out of the goodness of my heart, and ultimate powers of the web. I have paid in full for your grandchild, Anna-James', college to the one of her dreams. As well as a vacation for you 2 to Disney world, and got your husband put in jail for tax evasion." I smiled while she sat in the backseat dumbfounded, "Take a minute for it to sink in."