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Gross Would you rather!

I wish you a happy Would You Rather!! Great funny, but ew Would You Rather's to play with your friends (great for sleepovers).

Would you rather your daughter:

1. had no friends

 OR

2. was a sl*t

Would you rather:

1. go down on your grandpa

 OR

2. have your grandma go down on you

Which do you prefer:

1. chest (boobs)

 OR

2. butt

Would you rather poop out:

1. 400,000 gallons of mayonnaise

 OR

2. 1 shuriken

Would you rather drink:

1. a cup of your mom's period blood

 OR

2. a cup of your dad's sperm

Would you rather:

1. do anal with 3 giant scorpions until your anus is ripped off

 OR

2. get blown by a shark

Would you rather:

1. watch your parents doing it 1000 times

 OR

2. join in once

Would you rather:

1. pee every time you stand up

 OR

2. poop everytime you sit down

Would you rather eat:

1. chocolate pudding that tastes like sh*t

 OR

2. sh*t that tastes like chocolate pudding

Would you rather have:

1. severe hammer toe

 OR

2. holes in your fingers

Would you rather be:

1 a girl with a p*nis

 OR 

2. a guy with a v*gina

Would you rather:

1. eat a pube sandwich

 OR 

2. drink a vomit milkshake