Roses are red and Violets are blue!
Use a cliche poem on me
and I'll shove your head in dog poo!
HAHA lol I made a list of diss poems that I think are funny and deserve to be on this page!
*WARNING* THESE WILL GET YOU A SLAP TO THE FACE IF NOT A HEAD FULL OF DOG SHIT!
/Worst way to let a girl go/
1. Roses are red
Violets are blue
Garbage is dumped
Now so are you.
2. Roses are red
Violets are blue
You smell like a monkey
Go live in a zoo
3. Roses are red
Green is the grass
I'm just another sick bastard
That wants to rhyme 'ass'
4. Roses are red
Violets are blue
I was born beautiful
What happened to you?
5. Roses Are Red
Valentines Day's Crap
I don't have a girlfriend.
FAP FAP FAP FAP.
6. Roses are red.
Lemons are sour.
Open your legs,
and give me an hour
7. Roses are red.
Violets are blue
you better watch out
or I'll f**k you
8. Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm glad I finally realized
I'm better off without you
9. Roses are red
Violets are blue
If your man is busy on Valentines Day
Then the side chick is you.
10. Roses are red
Violets are blue
You treated me like crap
And now I'm leaving you!
11. Roses are red
Facebook is blue
You look bangable
So I'll add you
12. Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh, I forgot....
I want someone new
13. Roses are red
Violets are blue
I got played
By a boy like you
14. Roses are red
Violets are blue
The smell of toilets
Reminds me of you
15. Roses are red
That much is true
But violets are purple
Not f*king blue!
Haha I enjoy those! Any more you want to share with me? Post below in the comment box :)
